Comments on: Disney’s Jungle Cruise Review https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/ Everything you love. One Website. Tue, 10 Aug 2021 10:01:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 By: MonsterCheddar https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840396 Tue, 10 Aug 2021 10:01:24 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840396 In reply to Emperor Pen.

Its a jaguar, but yes the CGI was a bit iffy here nd there, but not enough to detract from the awesomeness of the movie.

They always struggle with big cat CGI, because they try to put emotion into an animal that doesn’t show emotion. The best CGI in a big cat was in Jungle Book in my honest opinion.

]]>
By: Mandalorian Jim https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840395 Tue, 10 Aug 2021 05:45:38 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840395 I was surprised how much I enjoyed this movie. It so ridiculous and over-the-top, it’s exactly what you needed for this long weekend.

]]>
By: Emperor Pen https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840373 Sun, 08 Aug 2021 05:44:57 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840373 The puma looked a bit weird but I thoroughly enjoyed it. It’s like all those old movies from the 90s, but rolled into one.

]]>
By: R1ker https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840335 Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:10:25 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840335 In reply to Mandalorian Jim.

I watched this last night and totally loved it. For me it was more a combination of pirates and the mummy.

]]>
By: Original Heretic https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840330 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 12:27:00 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840330 In reply to MonsterCheddar.

“Boy parts”?
Oh…oh are you still waiting for puberty to kick in?

Don’t worry, you’ll get there.

I mean, even men in TIGHT tights had to, merry as they were.

]]>
By: MonsterCheddar https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840329 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:21:20 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840329 In reply to Original Heretic.

I heard while watching the movie and it made my boy parts grow.

]]>
By: Original Heretic https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840327 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 09:55:02 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840327 I did a double take when I heard Nothing Else Matters.
Metallica, doing a Disney soundtrack?!?

]]>
By: D4m@E https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840317 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:29:40 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840317 In reply to Mandalorian Jim.

I’d throw a bit of The Mummy in there as well.

]]>
By: MonsterCheddar https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840315 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:17:54 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840315 In reply to Mandalorian Jim.

I assure you, it hits all the spots. And yes, Jumanji (the old movie) mixed with a touch of Pirates is exactly what it feels like.

]]>
By: Mandalorian Jim https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840314 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:09:03 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840314 A 10? Sweet mother of mercy! Someone needs to tie this Kaas down, he’s out of control. But, seriously though, I am interested in watching this movie. I enjoyed the Jumanji movies, and this seems like a weird mixture of Jumanji and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Plus, it has the Rock in it. How can you go wrong?

]]>
By: MonsterCheddar https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840313 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 06:59:51 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840313 In reply to David – John Milne.

It really deserved it. Can’t remember when last I enjoyed a film this much.

]]>
By: MonsterCheddar https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840312 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 06:58:55 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840312 In reply to D4m@E.

Indeed.

]]>
By: D4m@E https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840311 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 06:13:12 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840311 It has some issues and the CGI was a bit iffy in certain spots, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
It’s a throwback to the type of movies that we just don’t get anymore.

]]>
By: David - John Milne https://www.criticalhit.net/review/disneys-jungle-cruise-review/#comment-840310 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 05:39:34 +0000 https://www.criticalhit.net/?p=1167796#comment-840310 Glad to see you were brave and gave a wholesome and feel good adventure film top marks https://media3.giphy.com/media/82okbuuqL4cAVdtQei/giphy.gif

]]>